For your husband/man:
1. Remind him to change his underwear daily.
2. Have dinner on the time the same time everyday for a week.
3. Take him on a date… with you paying.
4. Let him watch the game in peace.
5. Tell him again, how valuable he is to the family.
6. Put up with his snoring.
7. Stop being argumentative about everything that does not go your way.
8. Help him build his credit score up.
9. Give the honesty that you want to receive.
10. Give up your secret lover.
11. Get a grip on your multiple personalities.
For your wife/woman:
1. Wash her feet.
2. Wash your feet. They smell more than you know.
3. Go shopping with her with no complaints about time.
4. Give her flowers EVERY Friday for six months… no matter what. If you are out of town, have them delivered.
5. Build her more closet space.
6. Talk WITH her, not at her about your problems, esp. money, sex, and career.
7. Get involved with the kids more. Go to the school plays. Take them to practices. Spend time alone with them as if Mom didn’t exist. Walk in her shoes for a minute.
8. Get your mother in check. Do not allow her to disrespect your wife in words or actions. Keep other women, including your mother, out of your marriage.
9. Treat her like she is YOUR QUEEN, not the live in maid, concubine, childcare provider
10. Read the Kama Sutra and sex her up. Go slow with her at first and make her feel desireable.
11. Stop going on Facebook being friends with any of your ex-lovers, ex-girlfriends, and esp. ex-wives.
12. Listen to her, or at least do a really good job of pretending to. If you do not, you are opening up the door for some guy who will… at least until he gets the panties.
13. Be visible. There is no such thing as a “virtual
husband.”
14. Remember important dates e.g. your anniversary, her birthday, the day you proposed to her, her children’s birthdays.
15. Clean/wash her car without her having to ask.
16. If you have married her, put up with her s**t like you want her to put up with yours.
17. If you don’t want to marry her, leave her alone. After a year of dating, you know if she is it. If you are not sure, then she is not it: Move on.
